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SHOOTING FROM THE LOWTHER LIP

SHOOTING FROM THE LOWTHER LIP

Emma Wall13 Apr - 09:00
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It's match day at Lowther Rd and the drama is not lost on our anonymous author! #SUMAS

It was the best of times………..it was the worst of times……..and so on a far away ‘Hilltop,’ the Lord of Non League appeared to Saint Mark and murmured, ‘Ashes to Ashwell, dust to dust,
No windows this week.
For it is shat or bust.’
‘Seek and thou shalt find; in your midst’s there prosper two wise men, one ‘Allied,’ to youth, one arriving from a far-off Southern Land intoxicated but believing.’
‘These are your Generals for this fight, your shield and sword. Use them wisely for they do you credit and Orange glory will cascade from high in the land of valour and Royalty.’.
‘Once faith is engendered, I shall send you my only scaffolder to save all Orange-kind, a soul so emboldened heaven’s heights are his daily bread and the yellow ambrosia that is reassuringly expensive his sustenance. There is Scope for the fourth coming.’.
‘Believe, belief, beyond.’
And lo……the tablets of hope were gathered, the two wise men appeared and tracksuit manufacturers the nation over collectively ‘gulped.’. ‘The man from
Umbro…….he say no.’
And so, to the battlefield for all Suma Souls.
As the Stags of the Meadow clashed over and over the Portuguese Prince re-emerged, dual thunderclaps from the BLUE before ‘the Shah,’ ventured forth to reclaim his crown as believer in chief and did so with vigour.
And with joy abounding the ‘rope ladder,’ is dropped, mission impossible is perhaps just another obstacle in the continuing adventure of ‘Goodbye Yellow Finch’ Road,’ or indeed ‘another (Pur)brick in the wall.’.
Meek surrender was never an option. Suddenly, joyfully the Sumas believe! As the sodden turf begins to finally crispen and the buds emerge from their slumber so do orange hopes. The very real metaphorical manifestation of rebirth for a season that has long been troubled.
The games will come thick and fast, but the first block of that phenomenon called ‘momentum,’ has fallen into place. Stag Meadow so often the scene of Wokingham revivals has perhaps crystallised yet another. Virginia Water 0-3 Wokingham, a truly epic catalyst. The job is nowhere near done but at least the possibilities have been captured. Let the ‘Colosseum,’ bear witness, let ‘the hope,’ well and spring and finally let Luke ‘Sky-walk,’ one more time.
SU-MAAAASSS!
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